im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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