I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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