My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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