it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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