you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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