my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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