Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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