Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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