dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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