What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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