I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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