i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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