I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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