I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Come share oat with me in your robe
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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