I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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