Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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