The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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Hippo gnu deer
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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