Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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