New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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