I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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