It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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