90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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