My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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