You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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