Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I don't think brook has ever known best
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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