Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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