I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The power of my boobs compel you
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
