Rock
Scissors
Fuck
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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