what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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