It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I think people are normalizing furries
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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