i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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