i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My vagina is officially offended.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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