yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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