sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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