The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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