Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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