And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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