come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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