I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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