You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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