I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
They took my balls.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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