That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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