That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize