Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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