I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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