i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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