he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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