I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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