It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Still dying that you shit outside
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
