She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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We're too hungover to prance.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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