Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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