Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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