morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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