I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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