it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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