he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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